If you ever sent me a message and I didn't respond, there is a 99.99% chance this happened

Me: Hmmm, that's an interesting question. I'll try to find the kind of thoughtful response this deserves while I browse my dashboard.
Me: Haha, you're too big to fit in that cup, kitty.
*A month passes and I become too embarrassed to respond late.*

wretchedoftheearth:

I don’t actually get why so many people associate empathy and emotions with being silly, childish, or immature when the opposite is true. Being emotionally immature makes you much more like a child, and emotions actually play a role in your decision-making all the time.

(via shadowsong26x)

Fanfiction

11pm: i'll just read one more chapter
4am: what happened
vixyish:

animatedamerican:

patrickat:

cactusrabbit:

n-a-blue-box:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

i feel like those two yelling ones are like 
"WHY THE FUCK HAVENT YOU CALLED!?"

"ARE YOU TOO GOOD TO TALK TO YOUR MAMA IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR FANCY FRIENDS?"

YOU NEVER WRITE YOU NEVER CAW.

hey vixyish :D

Not only that, but some of them stay with the parents and help raise the next generation of young.

vixyish:

animatedamerican:

patrickat:

cactusrabbit:

n-a-blue-box:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

i feel like those two yelling ones are like 

"WHY THE FUCK HAVENT YOU CALLED!?"

"ARE YOU TOO GOOD TO TALK TO YOUR MAMA IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR FANCY FRIENDS?"

YOU NEVER WRITE YOU NEVER CAW.

hey vixyish :D

Not only that, but some of them stay with the parents and help raise the next generation of young.

(via darkpuck)

vwhiskers:

strider-e-bubbles:

I opened up a new tab to go to another site but i instinctively typed t and enter and came back to tumblr. god damn it.

image

(via shadowsong26x)

unstoppablyplushjuggernaut:

hungrylikethewolfie:

agentotter:

wewereastrokeofluck:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

al-grave:

I just want to hug it. Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?

It’s a Chusky (Chow Chow + Husky).

im fucking crying

I was thinking more like husky + polar bear. Either way I want to ride it into war.

BEARDOG <33

MAYA LOOK

unstoppablyplushjuggernaut:

hungrylikethewolfie:

agentotter:

wewereastrokeofluck:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

al-grave:

I just want to hug it. Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?

It’s a Chusky (Chow Chow + Husky).

im fucking crying

I was thinking more like husky + polar bear. Either way I want to ride it into war.

BEARDOG <33

MAYA LOOK

(via shadowsong26x)

OMWF Dance Numbers

(Source: sulietsexual, via shadowsong26x)

magicalsailorleo:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

atomic-glitter:

boneswolf:

norcumi:

ladiesplusjunk:

that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.

Just beautiful.

want

Boob cups must be the most uncomfortable things on earth… What the hell are you supposed to do when one of your boobs slips out? Let’s say you inhale or move your chest somehow so your breasts get free from the cup and end up clipped on the edge?? You can’t even pull them like you can when your bra gets all screwed up! Like who wants to wear that while they’re fighting monsters and shit?

I hit reblog so hard I may have sprained my finger

nah but seriously if women’s armor had boob cups the part in between would rest on the sternum and if she fell forward or pressure got put there her sternum would break

magicalsailorleo:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

atomic-glitter:

boneswolf:

norcumi:

ladiesplusjunk:

that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.

Just beautiful.

want

Boob cups must be the most uncomfortable things on earth… What the hell are you supposed to do when one of your boobs slips out? Let’s say you inhale or move your chest somehow so your breasts get free from the cup and end up clipped on the edge?? You can’t even pull them like you can when your bra gets all screwed up! Like who wants to wear that while they’re fighting monsters and shit?

I hit reblog so hard I may have sprained my finger

nah but seriously if women’s armor had boob cups the part in between would rest on the sternum and if she fell forward or pressure got put there her sternum would break

(Source: crazybitcharoundhere, via shadowsong26x)

Would You Rather: Have A Metal Arm Or An Eye Patch?

(Source: causeallkindsoftrouble, via darkpuck)

SO I WAS SCROLLING

itsblogging-orcluedo:

And I see this particular gif:

image

Yeah, this bit’s pretty funny, but what catches my eye is the COAT

If this was real life, she could be mistaken for a fem!lock cosplayer or something

And here she is, a girlfriend of John’s.

Looks like Molly’s not the only one that has a particular ‘type’

Does she play Robb Stark’s wife?

(via losttoysintheattic)

death eaters as oscar wilde characters

CecilyCardew!Bella: I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.
AlgernonMoncrieff!Snape: If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-educated.
LadyBracknell!Draco: To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. Potter.
GwendolenFairfax!Voldemort: I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.